August 2009
55 posts
Unusual (and fun!) Date Ideas
blueyedpaud:
1. Go on a search for as many good climbing trees as possible, climb as high as you both can in all of them, compile photo evidence
2. Go to a major chain bookstore, and leave notes to future readers in copies of your favorite books
3. Have her dress up as a ghost and you dress uup us Pacman. Walk around downtown holding hands, and whenever anyone sees you two, pretend to be...
It’s embarrassing how much I loved this...
10 ways to annoy Edward Cullen
tryphena:
salah:
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near. 9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride. 8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it. 7. Ask how Tanya is. 6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.” 5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face. 4....
Thanks for Nothing!!
fletter:
I started reading the bible a few months ago from the beginning. I was two thirds in, when some homeless guy on the subway yelled:
“Jesus died for your sins!”
WTF man! spoiler alert!!
I yelled back “Snape killed Dumbledore” …but he just looked confused…and dirty.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy →
Australia gets Drunk →
“I hope someday somebody wants to hold you for 20 minutes straight and that’s all...”
– Kerri Russell, Waitress (via kissedbysadness) (via runawaytrain) (via tryphena)
I didn't say she stole my money →
myfengshuilife:
This sentence has seven different meanings, depending on the stressed word:
I didn’t say she stole my money — someone else said it.
I didn’t say she stole my money — I didn’t say it.
I didn’t say she stole my money — I only implied it.
I didn’t say she stole my money — I said someone did, not necessarily her.
I didn’t say she stole my money — I considered it borrowed, even...
dustier:
The Pierces: Secret
Eyes on Fire - Blue Foundation
Sheldon: Teams are traditionally named after fierce creatures, thus intimidating ones opponent.
Rajnesh Koothrappali: Then we could be the "Bengal Tigers".
Sheldon: Poor choice. Yes, gram for gram, no animal exceeds the relative fighting strength of the Army Ant.
Rajnesh Koothrappali: Maybe so. But you can't incinerate a Bengal Tiger with a magnifying glass.
“I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way...”
– Ten Things I Hate About You
(via sampagan)
indierawk:
Foo Fighters - Everlong (DiscoTech...
The Beatles: Eleanor Rigby
